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  He was almost out when the door burst open. Adolf grabbed Dunc’s arm. “Where’s the other one?”

  “What other one?”

  “Don’t get smart with me, kid! Where’s your friend?”

  “Dunc!” Amos screamed. “I’m stuck up here! I can’t move!”

  Adolf reached up into the fireplace. He grabbed Amos’s foot and pulled his tennis shoe off. “Come out of there, you little runt!”

  Amos was wedged in tight. He could just see over the top of the chimney. He saw Mr. Wiggleston walking across the exercise field with a deputy sheriff.

  “Over here!” Amos yelled. “Help!”

  •13

  They were home. Amos was stretched out on the bed watching Dunc unpack.

  “I still can’t believe we pulled it off,” Dunc said. “That gang of crooks has been into black marketing since their days in the war together. It kind of gives you a good feeling to know they’re behind bars.”

  Amos arranged the pillows. “Right now, there are only two things that give me a good feeling. One is being able to lie on this bed. Just because I want to. The second is not being stuck in that stupid chimney.”

  “That was bad. Especially when that forest ranger grabbed your legs to pull you down. You should have had your belt tighter.”

  “I don’t want to talk about it.”

  “Those pants came right off.”

  “I said I don’t want to talk about it.”

  “It wouldn’t have been so awful, except they finally ended up pulling you out from the top.”

  “I really don’t want to talk about it.”

  “Who would have guessed that the whole camp would turn out to watch?”

  “Dunc!”

  “I can understand how you feel. If a couple hundred people saw me covered with soot, running around on a roof in my underwear, I might be a little upset too.”

  “Are you through?”

  “I’m only trying to sympathize with you. Tell you what a bad deal I thought it was.”

  Amos sat up. “You’ve told me. Now, if we never talk about that dumb camp again, it will be too soon.”

  “I just need to tell you one more thing.”

  “Only one?”

  Dunc held up his hand. “I promise.”

  “Okay. But only one.”

  “We got a letter from Mr. Wiggleston.”

  “That’s nice.”

  “He was so grateful to us that he sent us a reward.”

  “Really? How much?”

  “It’s not money.”

  Amos started to lie back down. “Well, if it’s not money, what is it?”

  “He gave us five free summers at camp.”

  Downstairs the front door slammed and Dunc turned around.

  Amos was gone.

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  Dunc’s Halloween

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  Dunc Breaks the Record

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  Dunc and the Flaming Ghost

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  Amos Gets Famous

  Deciphering a code they find in a library book, Dunc and Amos stumble onto a burglary ring. The burglars’ next target is the home of Melissa, the girl of Amos’s dreams (who doesn’t even know that he’s alive). Amos longs to be a hero to Melissa, so nothing will stop him from solving this case—not even a mind-boggling collision with a jock, a chimpanzee, and a toilet.

  Dunc and Amos Hit the Big Top

  In order to impress Melissa, Amos decides to perform on the trapeze at the visiting circus. Look out below! But before Dunc can talk him out of his plan, the two stumble across a mystery behind the scenes at the circus. Now Amos is in double trouble. What’s really going on under the big top?

  Dunc’s Dump

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  Dunc and the Scam Artists

  Dunc and Amos are at it again. Some older residents of their town have been bilked by con artists, and the two boys want to look into these crimes. They meet elderly Betsy Dell, whose nastly nephew Frank gives the boys the creeps. Then they notice some soft dirt in Ms. Dell’s shed, and a shovel. Does Frank have something horrible in store for Dunc and Amos?