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  Contents

  Cover

  Other Books by This Author

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Duncan—Dunc—Culpepper sat on the corner of the window and looked at the parrot in the cage hanging from the ceiling on a rusty chain.

  “It smells like my uncle Alfred’s feet when he takes his shoes off to pick his toes,” Amos Binder said. He was Dunc’s best friend, had been forever, and was staying well back from the parrot. “I wish he didn’t do that.”

  “What?” Dunc thought he was talking about the parrot. Which wasn’t doing anything. He wondered if it was dead. No. There, the eye moved. It was alive. Just.

  “Pick his feet. He comes over for dinner whenever he gets hungry, and after he eats he sits with my father in the living room and watches football and takes his shoes off and picks his feet through the socks. You know. I wish he didn’t do that. It makes dinner hard to hold down.”

  “Tell him next time that his feet smell like a parrot.”

  “Right. I tell him anything, and he’ll knuckle my forehead like he did last time he thought I smarted off. I couldn’t focus my right eye for half a day.” Amos looked at the rest of the pet store. “Why are we here, anyway? Melissa Hansen is due to walk past my place on her way home from her dance lessons. I was thinking that if I stood just right, she would notice me. I’m pretty sure she called me last week—”

  “We’re here because of the contest.”

  “—at least I think it was her. The phone rang and I ran for it, but I stepped on the cat, which shouldn’t have been sleeping in the doorway, and that made me trip over the coffee table and jam my head under the end table with my mouth around the electrical outlet. I think I would have made it if I hadn’t gotten that shock. I’m pretty sure it was her, even though I only heard a click. It sounded like her click. What contest?”

  Dunc was used to Amos talking about his problems getting to the phone. Amos could not get across a room without wrecking it if he thought Melissa Hansen was part of it.

  “I told you about it,” Dunc said. “I’m entering an essay contest in that wildlife magazine. National Wildlife. It’s for people under eighteen, and I figure I’ve got a chance.”

  “And you’re going to write about parrots?”

  Dunc nodded.

  “Oh, man, why didn’t you pick a bird that doesn’t stink? What about eagles or hawks or buzzards? I mean, parrots aren’t even wild.”

  “Yes, they are. There are tons of them living in the wild in the jungles. I just can’t get to them. So here we are.”

  He turned back to the parrot. It was green and scruffy, seemed to be missing about half its feathers, and really did smell bad.

  “Can I help you boys?” The owner of the pet store, a tall man who had glasses with a chain around the back of his neck and a pocket full of pens in a plastic case, came over to them.

  “I just wondered,” Dunc said, “how old this parrot is.”

  “The provenance does not go back to his birth,” the man said. His voice was high and birdlike. Like his nose, Duncan thought. “But we do know he is at least one hundred and four years old. He might be as much as one hundred and fifty.”

  Amos stared at the parrot. “A hundred and fifty years old?”

  “Yes. He’s very old—parrots are thought to live a very long time—up to two hundred years. This parrot has belonged to at least ten people and outlived them all.”

  “Does he talk?” Dunc hadn’t heard the parrot make a sound.

  “Oh, my, yes. In four languages. Sometimes he mixes them up, and he can swear in all four as well. Some words I’m not sure you should hear.”

  “It can’t be worse than my uncle Alfred,” Amos said. “He picks his feet.”

  “How singular.” The pet-store owner looked down his nose at Amos. “In public?”

  “No. Just in our living room. I wish he’d stop.”

  “I can imagine.”

  “How do you get him to talk?” Duncan asked.

  “You must talk to him—and he must be in the mood.”

  “Polly want a cracker?” Amos asked the bird. The parrot looked at him, belched, and went to the bathroom all over the bottom of the cage.

  “Oh, man, that’s gross.” Amos turned away. “What do you feed him?”

  “Special seeds and shells and a wheat paste that he favors. Now, don’t you two bother him. He’s a very valuable bird, and we don’t want to upset him.”

  “How much is he worth?” Dunc asked.

  “He’s for sale for eleven thousand dollars.”

  “Eleven thousand dollars?” Amos turned back. “For something that smells that bad? I’ll bet you could buy my uncle Alfred for that—and he knows more words than the parrot. Well, maybe.”

  The pet-store owner had turned away, and Amos pulled at Dunc’s sleeve. “Come on.”

  “Just a minute.” Dunc held back. “I want to hear him talk.”

  “He’s not going to talk.”

  The parrot belched again—opened its beak wide—almost a yawn and said a word that Dunc had heard in the bus depot when two old winos were arguing over a bottle in a paper sack.

  “See?” Dunc said. “He talks.”

  “Right—just like Uncle Alfred.” Amos pulled on Dunc. “Let’s leave.”

  “All right, but we have to come back tomorrow.”

  “Why?”

  “I don’t know—there’s just something
about the bird.” Dunc studied the parrot. “Something weird.”

  “Oh, man, don’t do this—the last time you looked like that I had to dress up like a puppet and hide in a toy store until somebody tried to steal me.”

  “What’s the matter?” Dunc followed him toward the door. “Didn’t you like it?”

  “Treasure.”

  “What?” Duncan tapped Amos on the arm. “What did you say?”

  “I didn’t say anything.”

  “You said ‘treasure.’ ”

  “Not me.”

  “Well, somebody did—wait a minute.” Dunc turned back into the store and stopped by the parrot’s cage again.

  “Oh, come on,” Amos said. “We’re going to be late, and I won’t get the chance for Melissa to notice me.”

  “He said it.” Dunc studied the parrot. “I heard him say ‘treasure.’ ”

  “You’re nuts—I’m going whether you come or not.” Amos turned, and as he turned his crazy bone hit the edge of a counter full of pet supplies. He said a word that Dunc had seen written on the side of a rail car.

  “Treasure map.”

  “There!” Dunc said. “He said it again. I heard him. When you swore, he said ‘treasure map.’ ”

  Amos was doubled over holding his elbow. “So what?”

  But Dunc wasn’t listening to him. He was watching the parrot intently.

  And he definitely had that look.

  “It’s like this,” Dunc said.

  “Don’t say that.”

  “Don’t say what?”

  “Don’t say, ‘It’s like this.’ ” Amos was sitting on their front porch. It was a warm summer afternoon and they were wearing shorts, and he was wondering if he should pick the scab off his knee. He’d gotten it two weeks before trying to get to the phone. He’d been in the bathroom and the phone rang, and he was sure it was Melissa and went for it and would have made it except that his mother had the oven door open and he took a shortcut through the kitchen. He stepped in a cake, broke the oven door off, and buried his head in the cat box in the corner of the kitchen and scraped his knees on the oven door going down. “It’s never like ‘this’ when you say ‘it’s like this.’ It’s always like something else.”

  “About the business with the parrot. I’ve been thinking.”

  “You mean the one at the pet store, or Mrs. Burdgett’s parakeets?”

  “The one at the store. I don’t want to think about Mrs. Burdgett’s parakeets.”

  “Right. I don’t blame you.” Amos nodded. Dunc had found that a neighborhood woman had a dozen or so parakeets, and he thought she could help with his essay so they’d gone to visit. The problem was, she let all the parakeets out of their cages to show how smart they were and the front door had been slightly open. A loose cat had come to the door, seen the crack, and sneaked in. “How do you figure a cat could miss all those parakeets?”

  “It was the broom,” Dunc said. “Mrs. Burdgett’s broom. She was wild with it.”

  She’d broken most of the lamps, some knickknacks, a porcelain figure, and a front window, and the two boys had followed the cat out and hadn’t been back.

  “I’ve been doing a little research,” Dunc said.

  “That’s how all this started, remember?”

  “No, now listen. Parrots are always associated with who?”

  “Fertilizer companies?”

  “Come on, be serious. Who do you always think of when you think of parrots?”

  Amos frowned, thinking. “Well, I guess sailors.”

  “Yeah—but what kind of sailor?”

  “One that stinks?”

  “Amos …”

  “All right, I don’t know.”

  “A pirate. You always see parrots on pirates’ shoulders, don’t you? I mean in pictures and things?”

  Amos thought about it, nodded. “All right, sometimes. But you also see them in beer commercials.”

  “No—not this time. Now listen. Here’s this old, old parrot. Maybe a hundred and fifty years old. He’s so old—”

  “He stinks.”

  “Amos. Quit that. He’s so old he could have belonged to a pirate. We live on a river not too far from an ocean. So what if he belonged to a pirate and the pirate lived a long time ago and maybe he knows something?”

  “Like where a buried treasure is, because he said ‘treasure map.’ Is that what you’re saying?”

  “Well—it could be.”

  Amos shook his head. “Remember now, remember what happened the time you bought a metal detector and we were going to find that treasure left by the Spanish conquistadors?”

  “So it didn’t work out.” Dunc shrugged. “I can’t always be right.”

  “Always? Always be right? We must have found close to a million old beer cans and bottle caps and nails. I don’t remember a single bit of gold from the Spanish conquistadors.”

  “Well, that was a magazine article. They’re not always too dependable.”

  “And this parrot is?”

  “I think so. I mean I think it’s worth a shot. He said ‘treasure map,’ and he seems to respond to certain code words.”

  “Those ‘code words’ could get us arrested, or at least get me restricted until I’m about forty. The last time I said the one that I used when I hit my elbow and my dad heard me, I was spitting Ivory for a month.”

  “I thought he was more progressive than that.”

  “Right. He’s fine on letting me do things alone, but if I swear—well, I’d rather not think about it.”

  “So I’ll do the swearing. You’ll see, it’ll be different this time.”

  “Well …”

  “Come on, let’s go back to the pet store and see the parrot again. Maybe the owner has a list of the people who have owned the parrot. That might help. I mean, if it was a treasure and we missed it, you’d never forgive yourself.”

  “Well …”

  “Then, too, there’s Melissa.”

  “What about her?”

  “Well, if you’re a millionaire or maybe even more, she might take notice of you.”

  Amos rubbed the back of his neck. “Yeah. I could get a car, a red sports car, and learn to drive or have somebody drive me until I was old enough for a license. It could work.”

  And Dunc knew he had him.

  Dunc stared at the parrot.

  The parrot stared at Dunc. If anything, it looked worse than it had the time before. It seemed to have lost more feathers and looked to Amos like a large, plucked, ugly chicken.

  The bottom of the cage was half an inch deep in what the parrot dumped.

  And it smelled worse than before.

  Dunc tried another word, one he’d seen written on the back of a biker’s T-shirt. He whispered it cautiously, looking around the store first to make certain nobody was within hearing range.

  The parrot ignored him, looked away, looked back, belched, reached up with one claw, and delicately scratched a runny sore on his neck.

  “He’s not answering you,” Amos said.

  “Thanks. I figured that out.”

  “That’s the fourth word you’ve used. I didn’t know you knew that one. What does it mean?”

  “I haven’t the slightest idea. It was on the back of a biker’s jacket, and I didn’t think I should stop him and ask.”

  “Can we go now? I’m worried somebody will see us and think we’re crazy—even crazier than we are.”

  “Maybe …”

  “What?”

  “Maybe it’s you. Maybe you have to be the one who says things to him. It’s not just the words—he’s coded to you. Sometimes they respond to voices, patterns. I read that in research. Maybe you sound like one of his owners—maybe even the pirate.”

  “No.”

  “Amos—we’ve got to try this. It was your voice that made him talk. Just try it once, and if it doesn’t work, we’ll go. I promise.”

  “Just once? And you promise?”

  “Absolutely.”

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bsp; “All right.” Amos said a word he had heard his uncle Alfred say when his mother ran over his foot with the car while backing out of the garage. Amos did not say it as loud as Uncle Alfred had said it—Uncle Alfred practically removed paint from surrounding buildings when he yelled it. Instead, Amos held his nose, leaned toward the parrot, and whispered it.

  The effect was immediate. The parrot belched again—about two points on the Richter scale—and looked directly at Amos and said:

  “Treasure map.”

  “See? It’s you—you’re the one!” Dunc almost jumped up and down. “Try another one.”

  Amos hesitated. “You said one.…”

  “Oh, come on, you have to do it now.”

  Amos knew he was right. He turned his face away, took another deep breath, held it, leaned forward, and said one that was in a movie about two truckers, a herd of wild pigs, and a monster that lived in Cleveland and ate tourists.

  Again the effect was instant. The parrot burped, looked at Amos with something close to fondness, and said:

  “Boxes of riches, boxes of riches.”

  Dunc dug frantically in his pockets for paper and a pen. The store owner was out for the afternoon and the woman taking his place was busy with customers, but she took the time to give Dunc a piece of scrap paper and a ball-point.

  “Treasure map,” the parrot was saying again as Dunc came back, “boxes of riches, boxes of riches, a nineteen sixty-two Chevrolet Impala is only seventeen hundred dollars and is styled just right for you.”

  “What?” Dunc was writing as fast as he could. “What was that?”

  Amos looked at him. “It sounded like a television commercial for a nineteen sixty-two Chevrolet Impala. Weren’t they the ones with the big fins?”

  “A commercial? What did you say to him?”

  “Don’t come at me like that—it wasn’t my fault. I just used the word that’s written in Pete Fulner’s locker.”

  “Well, don’t use it again.”

  But it was too late. The parrot only stopped for a moment, burped, then started again.

  “Sarah is a lot prettier than Judy, but she wants to get married. General Electric refrigerators are the only ones that self-defrost and save you all that ugly chipping and steaming eight paces in from the tunnel mouth but this is why I chose to feed my family Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meat-balls.”